by WoLfY pEaNuT bUtTeR August 27, 2020

The astronut lollipop is When you are blasting doggy style and a space rock gets lodged in the backdoor with suction!
by AzRev August 3, 2022

by Trauma Llama Drama Kids May 13, 2020

by The dirrty crew April 28, 2020

by Carbiondioxideisha May 13, 2018

by Snix363 March 2, 2016

An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.
“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
by MammaCitaMeowMeow March 18, 2022
