Lactard

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.

if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

lana del rey

god

hey look at that beautiful woman
her names lana del rey

by poisonedprincessx February 6, 2021

Lanaiya (akyras gf)

she is the most beautiful and funny girl in the world and anyone would be lucky to have her. she makes everyone smile and she does her best to make sure her girlfriend feels good. she is light of my life and the person I want a future with. i love her with all my heart🙌

hey is that lanaiya (akyras gf) ? yeah they’re the cutest couple I know.

by akyra (lanaiyas gf) May 30, 2021

lana del rey

goddess. queen. women. beautiful music inspired by life and all its pleasures. the combination of accepting your fate of sadness and glorious old hollywood glamour. my talents are matched by no one.

lana del rey is simply the most amazing artist.

by lanaism121212 June 26, 2021

Lana Del Ray

The Hipster equivalent to Pop music's Katy Perry

"Lana Del Ray is hot, has big lips, models, was on SNL and is an OK singer"

by Professor BigLots March 9, 2012

Lactate

To sweat around one's breasts, or just to sweat in general.

When someone has a dry t-shirt except for two wet spots right at the breasts.

i.e. Would you look at that, Tom is starting to lactate.

i.e. Jesus Christ it's hot out here, I'm lactating already.

by ILIR September 9, 2008

lactating

The act in which milk squirts from a delicious whorls titties.

The stripper started lactating while we had sex in the dirty hotels closet

by Asstittyballz December 7, 2015