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Shavonda pleaded to Toni, the token caucasian male, "Would you delight me in Licking the beater?" Toni replied "bitch you be a crazy nigger but i've been in need of rectal stimulation."
by William Mitchell May 10, 2008
Get the Licking the beater mug.Guy 1: Do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: Yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic
Guy 1: No no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic like a normal person
Guy 2: Oh okay, then no
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Guy 2: Yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic
Guy 1: No no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic like a normal person
Guy 2: Oh okay, then no
ear licking
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Get the Quarter Licking mug.Getting tickets for a football game and the tickets end up being at the back of the stadium, closest to the roof... therefore your licking the roof: this also includes any other shitty seats.
by Capaciao October 20, 2009
Get the Licking the Roof mug.A disparaging phrase coined especially for Mike Pence who spent his entire stint as Vice President trying to form an opinion and steadily transmitting an odd, glazed half-smile which he was told by White House image makers looked supportive of the Criminal in Chief.
There is no question about how vapid this obsequious ass licking fool really is and it is these qualities that make him electable as the best political puppet of the ultra-racist and pseudo-Christian far-right since Donald J. Trump.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023
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