Major League Kickball

MLKB is the first men's professional Major League Kickball league ever. Started and owned by FACKA (Frederick Adult Coed Kickball League) President Jason Mecler, MLKB leads off with 8 teams across the country, ( The Maryland Monarchs, Philadelphia Funk, New York Snappers, Chicago Kestrels, Phoenix Gilas, Akron Marauders, Los Angeles Threshers, and the DC Metros) and new teams on the way. Games will take place on professional softball fields. The traditional red ball has been replaced with a custom made, black, size 5 soccer "style" ball with treading and 9 men fielding. With an iphone, ipad and itouch app already out, real teams and major sponsorship, Major League Kickball is looking to take over as the next big professional sport.

Major League Kickball is coming soon to a city near you.

by alicat1616 October 27, 2010

You ain't got to lie to kick it

When one exaggerates the truth or simply tells lies about themselves to be better impress, hang out, or date another person.

Person 1: Deceivingly tells someone else that they have a record deal inorder to impress Person 2.

Person 2: Knows that Person 1 is lying and tells them: You ain't got to lie to kick it with me

by Akwa Ibom April 11, 2009

kick ass cool

Incredibly cool, like kick ass yet so much better. Kick ass cool is used to define only the coolest;)

That John kid is kick ass cool.

by dork March 30, 2005

kick of the ass

When a new piece of equipment is so good and so cutting edge that the term state of the art doesn't do it any justice.

Check out this kick of the ass warp core I built in my shed

These new 10,000 microfarad flux capacitors are really kick of the ass. Back in my day they didn't even have 100uF ones

by towel404 December 26, 2009

Kicking Cabbage

To waste time. It orginates from a drug expierence while walking around the streets of Buffalo, NY. A mother and son were walking and the child began to kick vegetables in someone's front garden. The mother then told her child, "you can't go around kicking cabbage, you're wasting time."

"Hurry up Ben, you're kicking cabbage."

by rythelastman February 16, 2012

meat kick

When one person (male or female) takes their leg and uses a strong force of energy to smash it into another person's (male) private area. This hurts a lot so try to avoid from it happening to you.

"If you don't shut up i'm gonna meat kick you as hard as I can."

by dean and jordan June 18, 2006

Gower Kick

A golfing term for any shot which, miraculously finds itself positioned in the fairway, or on the green, or indeed any position as a result of huge portions of fortune granted by the golfing gods.

We were robbed Jonie, Wheelsoff and Divotking had some major Gower Kicks today.

by bensunski September 6, 2010