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jake kelly

To pick the biggest of bogies while steaming off a fart
I pulled a huge Jake kelly earlier
by Ronnie Pickering69 March 24, 2019
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Kelly’s Blanket

When your friends use your most favorite blanket of all time, to make out under and do other stuff we are still not sure about.
What the hell! Grace and Garrett are making out under the Kelly’s Blanket”
by swaggydog_0909 October 10, 2018
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annabelle kelly

People named this are probably very pale because the name has Irish roots. There hair is probably drop dead gorgeous.
Damn she’s pale, must be an Annabelle Kelly.
by OkBommerIsGay December 1, 2019
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preston kelly

Also known as "Spotty Dotty" this petite bundle of joy is the perf combination of class, sass, looks, tits, ass, sluttiness, and intelligence. Fellas grab her while she's hott.
"Preston Kelly, what's the deal for tonight?"
" Umm well I have to go to the library and stay up with my studies but after that i'll go to Bob's and drop it like it's hot on the dance floor and one of these fratastic boys will come swoop me up, hehe. "
" you're a goddess"
by The Trapper Keeper January 3, 2008
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R. kelly

The best damn child molester since the fall of the Roman empire. It is also said by some that he "raps" this has yet to be desided in court.
Man if I could R. Kelly half as good as dat guy I wouldn't even need all this candy/puppies/neverland ranch!
by R@ygold gives you wings! April 24, 2006
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R. Kelly

African-American male in his late 30's who (very often) haves sex with underage females. Police raided his home and found digital video tapes which were obtained by the Chicago Police Department, but they eventually got released to the public somehow and ended up being sold from the back on vans on city street corners. He is also known for his marriage to the late R&B singer, Aaliyah. They secretely married in 1994. At the time of the marriage, she was only 15. Illegal. He is now facing trial and several charges of Child Pornography have been dropped. It is a very-simple case. They have proof right in front of their faces. Obviously, Guilty.
R. Kelly having sex with a girl who is under the age of 18, is illegal.
by Courvoisier June 2, 2004
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Henry Kelly

A codeword for the word 'cunt' on pre-watershed television, as popularised by 'The Mary Whitehouse Experience' television programme.

Henry Kelly was 'famous' for hosting the early 90s European quizshow 'Going for Gold' and for being a total Henry Kelly.
Henry Kelly, what a Henry Kelly!
by Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon January 16, 2011
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