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Kinky keith

An old man that existed when the dinosaurs were around and who touches kids up
Kinky Keith is older than prince charles
Kinky keith by Aldi manager69 February 11, 2023

To Keith 

A verb

To live a rockstar lifestyle of sex, low carbs and music, as a retiree on a small, expensive island.

Person 1:
Hey man, what you doing today?

Person 2:
Not much, I’m just Keithing around.
Person 1:
When I retire, I just want to Keith around. Chase young skirt, play my guitar and live the good life.
To Keith by Bermuder April 2, 2023

christine loves keith 

Unique “”Some one who is special in one another’s life who keeps each other happy complete and balanced. Often made for each other having what some might say a special unique once in a life time love hold on to your Christine And Christine hold on to your Keith your both rear and make the world a better place together you can accomplish anything😍😍😍💯💯💯
Christine loves Keith walked around and fell in love.

Doing a Keith 

Styling out a ladder freefall with the grace of a ballerina but blitzing a gallon of paint on every surface in sight.
Today I was carrying a tin of pain but ended up doing a Keith.

toby keith 

The best singer who ever lived he has the best songs and is a great american modle...we should be like toby keith because he stands up for what is right and he supports USA in times of war
Hey lets go see Tk
ok i love him!!!
toby keith by Shelley K June 21, 2005

Dirty Keith 

A guy who likes to give a blowjob during a test at school under the desk and calls it, “the dirty Keith”.
He gave me the best dirty Keith during geometry 5th period
Dirty Keith by mrs.idek April 15, 2020