Charlie Kirk'd

When someone jizzes on your neck.

Oh my god. I didn't think he could blast such a load, but he Charlie Kirk'd me.

by Nerpnerp October 1, 2025

Charlie Kirk

A gay sexual position wherein a gentleman slides his penis between the breasts of his partner while using ketchup as lubricant until climax.

"We spoiled our bed sheets Charlie Kirking last night"

by Jonny Walrus October 4, 2025

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

The EVIL Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and then got immediately shot in the neck.
Something something Candace Owens.
"Woah, this cookie says i'm going to get shot in the neck!"

"Charlie Kirk unlucky landing evil fortnite POI ow ow I'm getting shot lowk."

by JohnGlue October 26, 2025

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

Unlucky landing is the evil Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and got shot in the neck immediately after.

Hey did you hear about the Charlie Kirk unlucky landing accident?
No, what happened to Charlie Kirk?
He got shot in the neck there.

by hoemobile October 26, 2025

The Kirk

When you buy a mint majesty tea then cum in it. Then while fucking a girl make her drink the mint majesty then karate chop her neck so she spits it out on your dick.

"Babe when I come home ima give you the kirk you"

by anonymous November 4, 2025

Giving Kirk

Performing oral sex on someone's penis. This expression stems from the 2025 shooting of Charlie Kirk, in which he was fatally wounded from a bullet to the neck.

If she ain't giving Kirk, we just aren't going to work

by Charlie Kirk 67 November 14, 2025

to kirk

To shoot someone in the jugular as in the assassination of Charlie Kirk, usually resulting in death.

A: Did you see how the football hit John?

B: It seemed like the guy wanted to kirk him!

by ccrmsn November 18, 2025