Jimmy Jenkins

a fictional stalker who creeps on swedish men. He is very commonly known in the state of minnesota. There are many common quotes recited by the jimmster such as; "you make me giggle","notch it up!","sorry man that was inappropiate","be careful with my fat.. it's precious"," Jimmy likes it!!" and, "Hey, what's up mann ??" You may want to know what Jimmy looks like ? well his physical appearance is one of a kind... He is definitly a stunner;) he's around 250 pounds with a beard (don't forget his unibrow) and tends to wear his lucky vikings hat, some people call him The Pedofile but his loved ones call him JIMMY

That Jimmy Jenkins is one cool guy.
Jimmy is the funniest guy i've ever met
I have a stalker and his name is Jimmy

by Short<3 July 5, 2010

David Jenkins

David Jenkins is a proffesional soccer player, who is always a great friend, and is always there when you need him.

Matt: I wish I was like David Jenkins...
Jake: Yeah he's amazing
Zach: I love him so much

by matt469 November 8, 2011

peter jennings

see assbag

A Canadian liberal assbag who makes his journalism look objective but always puts a nice liberal twist to it.

"The most trusted name in news".......yeah right!

by rapsux February 23, 2005

Jerking off stalefish

without lubrication, just raw.

I was jerking off stalefish and my dick got raw.

by Fredwasright October 10, 2005

circle jerking

a term used to say someone jerks off another man, to call them gay

jon and anthony are in the kitchen circle jerking

by Fat jake and the overeaters September 4, 2003

chesea jenkins

chealsea jenking is a a stuck up bitch who likes the cock and ould fuck any man alive

by jow April 26, 2003

Chopper Jenkins

To boldly go where no man with a fully functioning brain cell will dare to travel.

Tibby pulled a chopper jenkins and ran from the nudist beach straight into the briar patch to save his favorite hat from blowing away.

by Chavr July 16, 2008