joneseyed 

the act of getting incredibly high on any drug known to man, the act of getting joneseyed is normally followed by one of the following; sexual encounters, black outs, gang fights, weird injuries, intoxicated phone calls, or death. this word is derived from the man known as c. jones, who partakes in these activities every day of his life.

"yo we gon' get joneseyed tonight"-50 cent
"hell yeah c jones is supplying"-lloyd banks

joneseyed by cjonesfan1 March 7, 2007

Conservative Jones 

Noun.
A Conservative so ideologically obsessed with finding proof to support their goals that they become blind to the actual truth. Often rejecting any fact or truth deemed inconvenient to their political ideals causing them to look foolish to their peers and opposition.

Originating from comic This Modern World

It was clear to everyone that Paul was a Conservative Jones when he refused to except that Obama's birth certificate was real and insisted that the questionable blog he pulled up had proof that there was a conspiracy afoot

Conservative Jones by Libertatis December 19, 2014

t-jones 

one's mother

t-jones is callin me.

t-jones by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Mother Jones

A website dedicated to Nazi-watchdogs, basement dwellers, and millennial journalists equivalent to MSNBC, but on steroids. Fine communist propaganda!

Mom: Hey! Go get a job, and stop reading Mother Jones!
Neo-Liberal: Mummy, I want a commie revolution!

Mother Jones by Libs Exposed October 22, 2016

john paul jones 

primarily the bassist of led zeppelin. he was an awesome bassist, keyboardist, mandolin player, and skilled at many other instruments.

John Paul Jones belonged to the greatest band ever, Led Zeppelin

john paul jones by ledzeppelinrocks January 3, 2004

t jones / t lady 

originated in the dallas, texas area in the early 90's meaning your birth mother

"Hey Jboy why your girl mad at you, cause I cussed out her t jones.

t jones / t lady by tajaun brown May 6, 2004

skinny bones jones 

A person that is so skinny, you can almost see the bones on his/her body.
A person resembling a toothpick or a chopstick.

Damn Kingwai, eat some food so that you ain't a skinny bones jones.

That faggot Karry likes girls like that. Small, petite, and a figure like skinny bones jones.

skinny bones jones by tadowta June 20, 2006