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a actuall god! you will meet him and bend over for him
ps: my names jesus
jesus:hello
everyone:take my cash!
Jesus being the nice guy we all knew him as was acctually just a man with a shit KD. like literally he died twice and dint kill shit
nobody has a worse KD than jesus
Jesus by Kaiser_John November 19, 2020
not satan
have you heard ab jesus?
yeah he s not satan
jesus by mariageorgeta12 December 22, 2020
fake bitch that ppl hype up to much and should forget abt his mythical ass he is irrelevant and is wasting everyone's time.
jesus is not anyone savior
jesus by jesus in name we say faggot December 25, 2020
omg guys he is sus my grandmother said allah akrah bah or something and I think she is trying to get jeSUS in amogus GUYSSSS help I need some advice. press like if yuo r scared rn guys jeSUS is sus in imposter game.
jeSUS is sus guys i am literlay not lie and is very sus in amnogus guys
jeSUS by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 April 27, 2021