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Jesus
The immortal zombie carpenter who, if you ask him nicely through his telepathic powers, will grant your wishes. He is one third of an almighty being who was sent to earth to be killed mercilessly so that said almighty being could forgive us for something he made us do, something which, being almighty, shouldn't have been quite so troublesome in the first place. In addition to asking politely, some believe it is necessary to indulge in cannibalism, eating Jesus' flesh, to be forgiven and go to heaven. Physically, Jesus may have looked similar to Jim Morrison, although many would contend he was in fact black.
Friend: I'm going to go eat some of Jesus and ask him and his father not to send me to eternal damnation for something my great great great etc. grandparents did.
Me: Have fun at Mass!
Me: Have fun at Mass!
Jesus by LordofAllPrepositionalPhrases December 15, 2008
Jesus
One of the latest in a long line of deities based on the movements of the sun during the winter solstice.
Jesus by thetruthone October 20, 2008