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I've fallen and I can''t get up!

A twist on the well known scenario made popular in the early 90s by a home security system commercial in which an elderly woman falls and is unable to get up. The new television series, Hoarders, gives a whole new meaning to this ubiquitous expression. In honor of the popular series, one may say "I've fallen and I can't get up' when one is swallowed up by garbage and are unable to remove oneself from the overwhelming mass of debris that overwhelms one's home. Can also be found when one has a burning desire to pay tribute to one's pet with shrines of pet hair displayed throughout one's home.
T-dawg: bc she got like swallowed by garbage and she couldnt get up

Me: omg that gives a whole new meaning to 'i've fallen and i can''t get up!'

T-dawg: mb that's where it came from
by Bchita March 22, 2010
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Iversonial

To cross someone over like no other.
I pulled an Iversonial on that sucker.
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I've Been Jimmy'd

To ask someone on a date; and then at the LAST MINUTE cancel using some pathetic excuse. Examples include: the bank froze my account, the dog ate my credit card and/or I do not own one, my cell phone fell in the toilet and I can't call you, or my car blew up.
Goddammit she cancelled because she said she has a blackhead....I've been Jimmy'd.
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i've got the hump

be annoyed at...
I've got the hump with England coz they wont let me stay.
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Sorry, I've got plans tonight.

Get the idea loser, they hate you. They never liked you. They don't wanna hang with you. Block em.
'Sorry, I've got plans tonight.' says qwa.
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iVen

Dude that’s trash at FiTNIte and is tall. Don’t fight him he’s already rash in 1v1 so...
he’s not doing anything he’s an iven
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court ives

youngest stepsister she has 32AA tits as of 2004, ive fingered her in her sleep, grabbed her ass and her tits. she is a size 5. ive seen her naked because i hide in her closet when she gets out of the shower
court ives wants me to fuck her badly
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