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Kink in the hose

Annoying person who gets under your skin while trying to live your best life
Spencer, stop being such a kink in the hose and get out of my way! Sheeesh.
by the_austinjames June 20, 2021
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Hose with red 40 in it

An object most normal people have laying around their house. If you don’t have one, that’s strange.
“Where do you source your red 40 for you hose with red 40 in it?”
by RedDog19120 April 14, 2024
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The garden hose method

When you insert a garden hose into your rectum, allow all of the feces to wash out leaving a sparkling clean rectum. During this you insert another hose into the hole in your penis, but this time having the jet mode enabled, meanwhile jerking your penis to the beat of Tekashi 6ix9ine viral song Gooba.
I was feeling down and wanting to do something exiting and was recommended the garden hose method.
by I Love ABG's October 14, 2025
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Slovakian fire hose

A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.
Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny
by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024
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Garden hose

The guy and his brother in law were laying in the grass like two rotten pieces of Swiss cheese after their argument over the garden hose and the shooting that followed. It turned out they were both right about each other, and tomorrow didn't need either one of them any more than today did.
by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021
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Thirst hose

Stop playing with your thirst hose, Bobby.
by Music Club December 13, 2018
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Guatemalan fire-hose

The act of inserting your penis into one’s rectum over a heater while peeing blood inside of the same-sex’s rectum.
Bro me and you should guatemalan fire-hose to get in touch with ours guatemalan predecessors.
by Dimitrije July 7, 2025
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