hose water grenade

A water balloon

"I'd rather see how many hose water grenades I can throw at my teacher's head than watch wonder pets"

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Hose slinger

A man who knows how to handle his penis.

That stud is really a hose slinger.

by jacknut January 30, 2012

Alaskan fire hose

The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop

Alaskan fire hoses are risky but worth it

by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024

Hose

When someone tried to spell José on their child's birth certificate but are illiterate.

Hey, what did you name your kid?

Hose

Spelt like José.

No. Like Hose.

by Coggy8 October 6, 2022

You're bro's a hose.

It is a literary term used to burn someone hotter than my mixtape. This term ascends beyond things like "Your mom gay" or "Your daddy a lesbian." I did it to my friend once. My friend has level 2 cancer.

Friend:"Wanna get a pizza?"
You:"You're bro's a hose."
Friend: *Dies

by Train Tracks May 14, 2018

Town Water Hose

A slut or whore; likening someone to a prostitute

Timmy: “Tracy fucked so many guys on spring break”
Johnny: “That bitch is becoming the town water hose”

by TimmyWaterhose July 31, 2025

Decoy Hose

A section of garden hose left in the front yard for recreational marijuana users to create improvised water pipes and to protect other garden hoses on the property from being vandalised.

I was so sick of those bloody pot heads cutting up my hose to make their bongs. But this hasn't been a problem since I put a decoy hose on the front lawn.

by FJDKLtHOMAS s May 24, 2019