Hooks

An abbreviation for hooking up. Most commonly used at parties and clubs.

Get any hooks at the party?

by skankofscholastica August 16, 2016

Hoopas Woopas

Noun. Dog Breed. Also known as the Eastern European Hoopas Woopas. A small to medium size dog. Males are up to 60 lbs, females weigh as much as 45 lbs. The Hoopas Woopas is the result of two prestigious dog breeds. The Northern Icelandic Hoopas dog and the North American Woopas. Both breeds are known for their protective nature. The Hoopas Woopas is a brownish tan with a short coat. Sometimes mistaken for the German Rottweiler. Only one Hoopas Woopas is known to still exist. It reportedly lives in Southern Arizona.

Wow, that dog is wonderful! Is it a Rottweiler or an Eastern European Hoopas Woopas?

by AKC Dog Association November 11, 2020

Sore-Hoop

You have been on the beer the previous evening and the next morning (after a number of number two's) you bottom hole gets sore and stingy Rusty Bullet Hole

I tell you what lads, but I aint half got a sore hoop thi morning

by Wayne Cobley June 6, 2003

the bigger the hoop the bigger the hole

The bigger the hoop earrings are on a lady, the bigger her hole, or vaginal entryway is.

Guy 1: There sure are some fine ladies in his club. Look at that one, with the big hoop earrings!

Guy 2: watch out for that one, bruh. You know what they say, the bigger the hoop the bigger the hole.

by Matt&Lucy July 25, 2016

Hoola Hoop

A girl who goes around and has sex with everybody. she goes round and round.

Jack: A have you heard of that girl jill
Joe: Yea shes cool bro.
Jack: Yea but shes a Hoola Hoop, she goes around screwing everyone.

by garland104675 January 10, 2010

squitter hoop

Your Arse hole. ring piece

"I shit so hard i ripped my squitter hoop."

by Grandad October 1, 2007

cunt hooks

derogatory term for someone who is acting in an annoying or stupid manner. Twice as effective as just calling someone a cunt.

Get out of the way, cunt hooks!
You fucking cunt hook.

by snorky December 9, 2008