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Hoop

A person of ratchet or ghetto descent
Man you shoulda seen this hoop last night with her fubu sneakers
by BushDid9 April 22, 2022
mugGet the Hoopmug.

Hula Hoop Lessons

Any extra tutoring and/or SAT prep lessons, one takes to prepare for college examines or life.
How did you get that SAT score? My dad's rich so he got me hula hoop lessons.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016
mugGet the Hula Hoop Lessonsmug.

Hoop’s Law

When using a riot shield, you may not run a primary weapon as your secondary, or carry any explosives.
That riot shielder killed me with a fire shotgun. He’s breaking Hoop’s Law.
by QuesoSubmarine January 23, 2022
mugGet the Hoop’s Lawmug.

shat my hoop

When you shit so hard that it is almost as if your anus expands to the size of your earring hoop.
by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019
mugGet the shat my hoopmug.

catch it in the hoop

To receive anal sex. Not gender specific, but most commonly used as an insult to a male.
That son of a bitch loves the cock and especially loves to catch it in the hoop.

Some chicks prefer vaginal intercourse, but others would rather catch it in the hoop.
by Barry Mafasinit December 10, 2011
mugGet the catch it in the hoopmug.

krakatoa hooping

by very epic mans November 20, 2021
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hoop-skirt

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.
A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
mugGet the hoop-skirtmug.

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