Hendersonville high school

School in middle Tennessee

Hendersonville high school students get everything handed to them

by Beechontop August 1, 2018

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004

England Header Rule

A rarely exercised rule in football where it doesn't matter if a player is committing common assault on the goalkeeper (which is known in the rulebook as a "foul"), the headed goal is legitimate because an England player scored from it - because, as we all know, England deserve to win every match they'r ein because they'r ebetter than everyone. Any referee that doesn't know this is obviously a complete idiot that cannot do his job properly, and therefore deserving of death threats.

Sol Campbell vs Argentina, 1998.
Sol Campbell vs Portugal, 2004.

by OD Smith March 22, 2005

heimerdinger

A league of legends character added back in 2009 as one of the original champions

Heimerdinger really carried that game

by nutellachan September 29, 2021

Nerf Herder

A term originally used in Star Wars to describe simple Nerf herding people but is now used as a term to describe black people without having to say black, nigger, or any other term that they understand

Bruce: "look at that fucking Nerf herder over there trying to act all gangster"

Drew: "He looks like a Muppet"

by Lunchbox138 November 20, 2010

Henderson

When you're driving in a car with a group of friends, and the driver crashes into something random and you almost get injured. After that happens, you scold the driver and hold on for dear life as he continues to drive.

(Driving down the road and your friend hits and wrecks into a random object)

"Oh my gosh Timmy! You totally just pulled a Henderson!"
"Don't drive with Timmy, he will totally pull a Henderson!"

by iflifeisreallylikethis52 January 18, 2010

Header

To receive a blow-job; having a person suck one's penis til it unloads.

I was so drunk last night I let that ugly fat bitch Myriam give me a header.

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005