Head Bang

To sling one's head forward and then back rapidly as to rock-and-roll music.

Jimmy's hair whipped Shaundra in the face because she was too close when he was head banging.

Head Bang by JasonDB September 1, 2005

head fucked

1. To over-think to the point of confusion
2. To have thoughts of random things circle in your head
3. to have someone have sex with your face, and or eye sockets

"Ive been thinking about this whole thing to much and im just head fucking myself."

Or "Some guy head fucked me last night and I have sore eyes".

head fucked by Jameslikesbex September 2, 2006

Head In Ass Syndrome 

When a person and/or persons are reluctant to make the correct decision although they know it is for their benefit.

b. Being able to come to a conclusion and not agreeing with the answer.

c. Ignoring common sense.

d. The inability to think clearly due to lack of encouragement.

Maybe if you get your head out of your ass you could actually do the work right.

You really need to get that "Head In Ass Syndrome" treated before they fire you.

Hi my name is ________, and i suffer from HIAS.

Head In Ass Syndrome by theMIAdude June 9, 2009

Head Up In The Clouds

Said to someone who fails to comprehend his or her own present situation. Often perceived as a misinterpretation of past events or activities. It is advisable to remind the person in question (if you appear to be in verbally discernible range), of his or her mistake to avoid any forthcoming embarassments on his or her part.

(Brief exchange prior to an imminent Science Test)

Karl: Hey Ev! *shakes his hand* Fail with honor!
Evan: Thanks. You too.
Karl: Ayan! *shakes his hand* Fail with honor!
Ayan: What?! Hey, I'm passing!
Karl: Ughh.
Evan: Haha, head up in the clouds Ayan!

Head Up In The Clouds by Comrade Karl April 12, 2005

head shrinker

A psychologist (derogatory).

See also: shrink.

"I've been going to a head shrinker to deal with my anxiety problems and to make the voices in my head shut up."

head shrinker by xido November 7, 2004

head fell off 

Feeling like utter shit because someone upset you or pissed you off

No-one speak to me, me head fell off

head fell off by Scousenotstew February 20, 2018

head injury marriage 

When you marry someone exceedingly quickly and then years later reflect on how your head injury may have led you into it, using it to conveniently explain away a move that was more likely just sheer stupidity.

I look back on my head injury marriage and see with such clarity now how bad an idea the whole endeavor really was.

head injury marriage by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019