Konner-hånder

When you slow dance when a girl and you grab her buy the pussy on the floor

I just gave that girl a Konner-hånder

by Gustav tomzak June 12, 2019

three hander

a firm, but really long shit, as if one could grasp it hand over hand measuring the length of three stacked fists

Oh boy, I just gave birth to a three hander today! All that fiber cereal I ate this week is really packing ‘em large. I damn near jammed the bowl when it broke in half on the flush!

by The Warden of Idioms September 14, 2019

Charlie Hafer

The most handsome man alive. Any female that lays their eyes on him is instantly attracted and any dude that sees him gets jealous.

Charlie Hafer is one good looking dude.

by Andhisnameisjohncena3456798 December 10, 2019

Eric Hagerty

Wild, ruthless and will fight anyone he has a very bad nicotine addiction and he’s really cool to be around he gets parties lit. wild

Eric HagertyEric is very wild and ruthless he will fight anyone and has a very bad nicotine addiction

by Httpxxx April 24, 2020

Ryan Hager

the mix of two wonderful souls together. These two humans stuck their precious genitive into one another. Ryan is rumored to be pregnant so her parents forced them to get married. Blake is quite happy tho because he now get unlimited sex. 😍😍🥰🥵😁🌀 dong worry ladies and gents! You will find a love story like this someday 🥰

gigi: Did you know ryan now goes by Ryan Hager?
Zayn: duh Gigi they got married.

by heyheyurarockstar July 31, 2020

Jack hamer

Double ended dildo inserted into both people then smash there but cheeks together really fast

Me and my mate tryed the jack hamer last night

by Spewylouie October 9, 2020

teenage handratchet

Your hand during masturbating

I'm gonna go fire up the teenage handratchet

by Decay Soulcrusher October 10, 2020