Hoss

A southern colloquial nickname for partner, a term of friendship.

You betta' get that grass mowed, hoss.

by halide April 18, 2003

hospitable

adj; happy to welcome and entertain guests-wat NICE people do.

i TRIED to be hospitable when you came to my house after you told me that i was mean.

by Anonymous December 23, 2002

The Waffle house has found its new host

some stupid shit that some guy named johnny made on youtube telling little children to spam it on youtube comments

stupid child: The Waffle house has found its new host
everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP

by AveriV1 January 16, 2023

hoser

A Canadian term of both derision and affection, popularized - but NOT invented - by the MacKenzie Brothers (from their "Great White North" segments on the old SCTV programme).

Used as a negative, it basically means "idiot." When used positively, it's a phrase of light endearment.

In both cases, it is most effective when the subject(s) displays stereotypically Canadian attributes.

NEG - "They drank all our beers and smoked all our smokes. What a bunch of Hosers."

POS - "They drank all our beers and smoked all our smokes, but took the ski-doos to get more before the hockey game started. What a bunch of Hosers."

by Peter Steen May 25, 2006

Suction Hose

Noun- A dude who likes sucking off highly fit firemen beefcakes. Can usually be seen wearing knee pads and hanging around firestations.

You see that fag Sam at the Firemen's Benefit Fund Luncheon? He's turning into a real Suction Hose, what a little bitch!

by kratosyodaddy May 28, 2011

Hosepipe Ban

The sad state of affairs of being without sex, and being unlikely to have it any time soon. Period of sexual drought/celibacy, whether "by choice" or enforced.

"If this hosepipe ban goes on for much longer, I may have to start going to Jumpin' Jaks'"

"She looks miserable, must be on a hosepipe ban again"

"Oh my god, he's gorgeous! He could lift my hosepipe ban anytime".

by Salsa July 31, 2005

Baghdad Host

When the host of an online game has a bad internet connection. The connection is so bad that it seems as if they're in Baghdad, a city known for having a bad internet connectivity.

A: "Dude I was raging so bad last night on League!"

B: "Why?"

A: "We had a Baghdad Host"

by Schmaser Schmirt August 20, 2013