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Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich

noun.

pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.

Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.

Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.

Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.
Some Dude: "Have you ever heard of the Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich?"

Some other Dude: "No."

Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."
by Looger November 21, 2009
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Hawaiian-style

Term used to describe wild sex on a beach that involves large amounts of baby oil, assorted fruits and a fresh banana peel.
"Dude, I tied to convince her to try it Hawaiian-style but she was to freaked out by the banana peel."
by McNastyVasty June 22, 2012
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hasai

1. So fucking cool it must be from the future.
2. All around awesome.
3. Not sucking
4. In agreement
1. That's hasai!

2., 3., 4.
Guy 1: that chick is so hot!
Guy 2: Hasai!
by B00CH December 30, 2007
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Hawaiian Rollercoaster

Where one has sex with a Hawaiian in cowgirl/boy position.
Karen: Hey Regina, how was last night?
Regina: It was great, took a hawaiian rollercoaster with Kai.
Karen: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
by Durrty Burrrdy March 13, 2014
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Hawaiian Guitar

An intimate sex position involving Spam
The woman folds the Spam slices in half, bites a hole in the middle, opens them and slides them onto an errect penis. She then plays that penis like a guitar using her mouth if skilles or hands if not.
Cinny and Zakky went to Hawaii on their Honeymoon and decided Cinny should Hawaiian Guitar her new husband's penis. That is how they learned to enjoy Spam!
by centRALpa November 9, 2014
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Hawaiian hayride

First you Must play somewhere over the rainbow. After that get two coconuts and cut them in halves, proceed to defecate into the coconut halves dividing the fecal matter evenly. Then have your parter put on a grass skirt and place all fours into the coconut halves, they must trot around on all fours whilst the Dom is riding them about like a small pony.
I was cleaning shit off the floor for an hour after I went on a Hawaiian hayride.
by BangarangRoofieGang March 20, 2017
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Hakala

A type of person who only finds satisfaction in two things. Chance based gambling, and alcohol.
That Hakala guy is pretty cool at parties. Until it's 3 hours into the game and nobody has blitzed.
by SignedJorge June 19, 2017
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