Goregasm

The most unpleasant feeling in the world and the opposite of an orgasm; worse than death

OMG! Adam just got castrated, he had a goregasm!

by KingPeter888 August 6, 2008

Gontent

What you get when you hire a gargoyle or goblin (some say any summoned monster) to do you web design.

Rick: What up man? Did you see my new website?
Carl: Yea shit was tight, but whats with all the stone gray?
Rick: Oh thats all the gontent from that fuckin gargoyle that I hired. I asked for level 8 and got a level 5. Whatever shit is cheaper than freelancers.

by beaumeezy August 3, 2007

gore

A unit of carbon footprint measurement equivalent to 15 times the monthly US median carbon footprint.

Standard prefixes apply; kiloGore, milliGore, megaGore, etc.

1. Hey dude, that BBQ you doing is probably worth a kiloGore. You will be paying carbon footprint credits for the rest of your life!

by Zorzal Gardel March 25, 2008

Goatee

The act of dipping your balls into a girls ass. Then following that up with her performing oral sex on you, thereby slapping your dirty poo covered balls into her chin thus creating the image of the young lady having a goatee.

I gave this chick such a goatee last night that she could have passed for a terrorist.

by MaCoBeEt November 17, 2011

goatee

Typical brand of a douchebag. They assume that girls automatically want to sleep with them because of it, but really it looks more like glued on pubes. See also soul patch and facial pubes.

Girl1:Hey did you see Graham today? He has a goatee.

Girl2: Ew, he's such a douchebag.

by Just In E February 11, 2010

goated

extremely high; references mountain goats

Kacee looks goated. Her eyes are barely open.

We got goated in the car on the way to the movie.

by matthewryan June 21, 2006

Gooter

A combination of the words goo and the slang term: cooter (referring to a woman's vagina).
A descriptive word describing the state of a woman's labia after a male ejaculates on them and they begin to stick together.

Kelly had a very drippy gooter after Chris was finished with her.

by BLAM!!!!! May 31, 2009