Gooter

When her gut sticks out further than her hooters!

the group of trashy ladies came walking down the street in their tight shirts and low pants highlighting their Gooters!

by hsilived September 28, 2010

Gooter

Abbreviation for a granny scooter. An old person's mobility scooter.

Look at that bitch fly on her gooter!

by tomtomh123 December 16, 2008

Gooter

A combination of the words goo and the slang term: cooter (referring to a woman's vagina).
A descriptive word describing the state of a woman's labia after a male ejaculates on them and they begin to stick together.

Kelly had a very drippy gooter after Chris was finished with her.

by BLAM!!!!! May 31, 2009

Gooter

A mixture of goober goofy a Great insult

Youre A Gooter

by Madelynn Jade March 07, 2009

gooter

A gooter is a womans external genitalia

pussy, fanny, gee

by jaime December 17, 2003

gooters

When an old woman's hooters meet her gut. A spinoff of gunt. Sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman's pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.

Old Drunk Woman: Hey there young man, do you have a cigarette I can have?

Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos

by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011

Gooterize

To hit or strike an umpire with a bat while legally remaining in the game.

"He just gooterized the umpire"
"Gooterize him!"

by Ghutz September 17, 2006