German concussion

when the penis is inserted into an ear and then forcefully trusted foward

i gave him a german concussion

by jubacajonessss June 20, 2016

German Pastafork

The German Pastafork commences when up to six forks binded by rubber bands are used to please a man's partner. The man then uses said tool to harass family members

I got a black eye and gonorrhea infection because my brother pulled the German Pastafork last night

by ★ ★ ★ December 2, 2019

german icing

The act of cumming so much into an anus that the next time the person shits, the shit is covered in white cum

Man, she shut up after I gave her the German Icing.

by retaregit May 17, 2014

German toehog

The act of grabbing somone by the big toe and twisting it violently causing excruciating, unbearable pain.

He made his girlfriend cry by giving her a german toehog

by AH121 April 8, 2015

German Handjob

It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.

"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.

by SilverCurbsideProphet September 27, 2022

German Schmear

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.

"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."

by German Schmear April 21, 2022

German crawler

Taking a crap

Where can I take a German crawler.

by Deutsche March 5, 2017