grandma

A little old woman depicted in cartoons as a hunchbacked russian with wrinkly skin and white hair up in a bun with remarkably tiny glasses and complains to his husband about every damn thing, often bakes cookies.

Grandmas are really old.

by Skin-Nerd August 10, 2005

Grandma slipper

A person who slips grandmas drugs for RAPE. They do the dirty with the grandmas and flee the scene. They are dirty mother fuckers and i dont suggest being near one.

"That guy is a grandma slipper," says Mark
"Really," says Tomtack
Mark says, "Yes, really, hes fuckin gross"
Tomtack nodds in agreement. and says, "he sure is"

by Lupe The Magic Totem September 24, 2007

Grandma Time

Grandma Time is quality time spent with your grandma. Everyone, even punk-ass metalheads, has at least one moment in their life that they can qualify as Grandma Time. It should never be interrupted, because Grandma Time lost cannot be recovered. Ever.

*John Lydon is walking through London with his grandma when fan walks up to the pair*
Fan-"Dude, omg, I am a HUGE fan of the Sex Pistols! Can I have your autograph!"
*Lydon pulls switchblade on fan*
Lydon-"Do NOT interrupt my Grandma Time!"
Lydon's grandma pulls out a butterfly knife and whispers-"Don't interrupt his Grandma Time..."

by mersbearshippunk March 7, 2009

Grandmas Sweater

When an elderly woman's cleavage has sagged to the point where it can be wrapped around a persons body like a sweater.

John: Jesus christ it's freezing out here, it's like minus five out here
Tim: Well looks like you're gonna need grandmas sweater this winter
John: OH DUDE NOOO, THAT'S JUST MESSED UP!!!

by Chunky Munkayy December 29, 2012

Grandma's House

CoD4 Private match game on Overgrown. 1 player sits on top of grandma's house with a sniper. The other players must cross the map and get into the shed behind grandma's house without being killed by the player on the roof. Once a player gets inside the old shed, they can use a sniper to kill the person on the roof of grandma's house. The game ends when everyone on one team dies. Usually played on S n D.

Hey bro, you wanna get some guys on Xbox later to play some Grandma's House?

by Storm78910 November 14, 2016

grandmaslol

the best mutual in the world. the best PERSON in the world. drool

grandmaslol is the best

by definitelydidntmakethis4myself April 15, 2021

GrandMaster Kush

high quality homegrown kush that grower or dealer was too stoned to come up with a better name

dude:whats it called man?
Dealer:ummmm.......grandmaster kush
Dude: sweet ill take a 8th

by PH@ B(A$$) December 15, 2010