Giant Horse Vagina

A moustache is sometimes called a Giant Horse Vagina, due to it's utterly close resemblance to an actual horse's vagina. Moustaches also go by a few other names, such as Soup Strainer, Lip Whiskers. First used by Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

Meg: OMG Peter, What's on your face???
Peter: Meg, it goes by many names, soup strainer, lip whiskers, and until very recently, giant horse vagina, but I prefer the term moustache.
Wife: ooh, I think it's sexy!

by CrazyIceCR3AM March 6, 2021

giant elephant testicles

big balls

my dad has giant elephant testicles

by donkeyass876543 February 6, 2022

Buckby Giant

A giant beast of a penis, usually resembeling a mythic beast of sorts.

James-"I hear that Max has the Buckby Giant down his pants"
Steph-"Yeah, he put big nessy in my lake last night"

by ItsJameRs! December 15, 2008

Fungal Giant

A penis so diseased it is green.

He screwed a whore and got a fungal giant

by LeeHLC November 3, 2010

Bromance Glance

When bros go to take a piss and casually glance at each other's equipment.

"I was curious if what they said about Bob was true and had to take a peak but he caught me and we locked eyes."

"Dude, you just had a bromance glance."

by NesterJones October 18, 2015

doom giant

An entity or organization bailed out by the government deemed
"To big to fail"

The futures economic stability lays in the shadows of the footsteps of doom Giants.

by Meat an June 8, 2016

Shit Giant

A man or woman who is both too tall and too heavy to be appealing to the opposite sex.

Examples might include John Goodman or Queen Latifah.

That woman is huge! She has a shit body, she's giant. She's a shit giant.

by Ol' Dannyboy May 22, 2018