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AS a young male recives his first hand down a girls panty (first fingering experience)he will feel a warm smelly goey substance this mess is his first acceptance toward becoming a man

AS a female goes down on a male she will taset and feel a warm smelly goey substance ( precum cum ect) as a result of glands and bodily fluids as her first timer exp.
hey bro i wass playin with roxys pussy it was all hott and sticky and stufff idk but it smelt bad... tsss pussy glands or summin damm it was all glanto

hey sista last night i wass messin around with roger and well you see his penis was in my mouth and some type of sticky clear stuff drizzled in my mouth it was sour but fruity in glanto sweat fever way
GLANTO by lil junt aka master junt September 5, 2011
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Glastonbury High School 

Glastonbury high school is a public high school for grades 9-12 that is predominately full of kids sheltered within the Caucasian , Christian, and rich Glastonbury bubble.

It's students come from very diversified backgrounds (some consider themselves to be upper middle class others consider themselves to be upper class).

The dress code at GHS is sporadically enforced and outfits worn by students scream "I payed way to much for this."

Despite Glastonbury's enormous white and rich population the lunches are comparable to prison food. With Grade D beef, watered down dressings, pathetic bagels (which apparently meet state standards: the standard probably being the bagel must have a hole in the middle), whole grain poptarts (now that's just wrong) and an abundance of bruised apples and prepackaged carrots (courtesy of our precious First Lady) the school cafeteria aims to nauseate.

To be sure Glastonbury is the last safe haven for the classic American (white) family.
Oh you're white, snotty, and rich you must go to Glastonbury High School

Glastobating 

Discussing, Talking about, conversing regarding the Glastonbury Festival at the expense of all other subjects
Sorry I can not talk now I am Glastobating with the people I met this year.
Or
Sorry Love I can’t fix the Leak as I am Glastobating on Facebook
Glastobating by Peter Strudwick August 7, 2008

Glastopian 

This class is so glastopian.
Glastopian by MikeHawkisGoat April 14, 2020

glabtopping 

1.) flirting with someone in front of your friends; or at a distance from your friends.

2.) flirting

3.) an action of holding your left hand out palm up in front of you and repeatedly making a chopping motion with your right hand onto your left hand. This is usually done to convey to your friend that you know they are flirting
glabbin flirting glabtoppin glabtopping
glabtopping by Tizzle2312 October 28, 2013
A welsh school that make them selves out to be really good and all but is actually full of weed smoking, vaping chav’s
Glantaf is a shit school only chav’s go there
glantaf by 🎃🤘🏽 April 26, 2019

glastonbury 

The best music festival in the world. The best experience of your life. Glastonbury is like no other place on earth, it overwhelms your senses. You will see things there that you will never find anywhere else. It's a freespirited place, I love glastonbury.
I hope I get a glastonbury ticket this year.
glastonbury by bohochick April 6, 2007
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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