FOG HORN

FOG HORN is when you are doing your woman in the ass and she farts and it sounds like a fog horn

dude1: my girl put out such a stanky nasty fog horn last night
dude2: ohhhh thats sooo grosss

by alex/brandons words December 8, 2010

fog of perpetual confusion

Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.

I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"

by munkieflu March 17, 2014

Score Fog

"Score Fog" is the mist or heat-induced cloudy windows that forms on the inside of your vehicle's back seat windows when you and your lover or your other NSA person are making out or "getting it on" in some form, like when you used to go "parking" with your highschool or college era date or lover or NSA person!

You're welcome!

After the movie, I took Susan out in the country and we parked at our usual make-out parking spot and we created major Score Fog because WE BOTH SCORED!!!

by [e-mail] May 4, 2025

FOG

"Fast Old Guys (or Girls)", specifically referring to middle-aged (or older) persons in lycra riding bicycles at speed.

Man, those FOGs just blew past me like I was standing still...

by J1m2020 October 16, 2020

Cali fog

The description of smoke from the constant forest fires in the state of California.

*rolls down car window*,” Oh jeez! That Cali fog is thick today, same ol’ canpfire smell.”

by BigamusGregamus June 30, 2024

fog machine

the action of putting a vape in someones asshole and taking a hit, then removing the vape and blowing the cloud into the persons asshole

dude i gave mary a fog machine

by ianbetts.org.uk November 22, 2021

London Fog

A fart in a steamy shower creating a fog like cloud that mimics the rainy and rancid city of London.

I was having a good morning till I accidentally gave myself a London Fog in the shower. Now my breakfast is coming back up.

by fartenthusiast December 25, 2020