flojob

the act that a collegiate freshman performs on a brearley or stuyvesant (female) sophomore, inherent upon having sex

samantha: ahh i got my first flojob last nightt
lindsay: worrd?? no wayy girl that flyy

by Courtney Alexander March 7, 2007

flog

short for "foto-log" or "fotolog". if a blog it's a place when you express yourself through words, a flog it's a place where you express yourself through images (with a caption). one of its features it's that people can sign you below the aforementioned caption, turning the flogs in a sort of instant forum. very popular in south america, oftenly used by so-called goths, cam whores, and other minorities. some floggers use their flog as a shrine to their ego.

the most obvious purpose of the flogs is to put up photos, but the majority of people who use flogs (which it's different from floggers) don't even own a digital camera or a scanner. the major source of the images uploaded it's google+paintbrush or print screen+paintbrush

1. shit, i bite my tongue. i'm gonna take a picture of it and upload it to my flog it later.

2. funny. the movie i'm downloading got stuck at 666666. i'll take a snapshot and upload it.

3. i'm googling for ****** pics, so i can make a collage with them and upload it.

by il Gatto Punx October 6, 2005

flagon

Flag+wagon=flagon. Any large American made vehicle festooned with multiple US flags or other patriotica.

Mom drove us to the movies in the flagon, how embarassing.

by Taco Flavored Keeses June 23, 2004

Meat Flog

To repeatedly slap someone with your penis until scarring occurs.

Ouch Billy stop meat flogging me, you're hurting my back.

by jackoffalltrade February 16, 2010

flojoe

to releave yo self on a wall or other object located outside.

Damn I gotsta flojoe, them beers are kickin me.

by chuck June 24, 2004

Flogbag

Punching Bag

"That guy was a total flogbag". Used in the context of a punching bag, not a cumrag as aforementioned . A shirt is not a bag.

by Jayclops October 24, 2008

Floge

The hole left behind from a penis piercing, a derogatory term for any real douche-bag (man that Matt Damon is such a floge)

Man, now when I piss without my prince Albert in I have to plug my floge so that I don't piss on my feet.

by Hangedjohnny March 6, 2010