facestalker

A person of whom preys on the weak and addicted in the facebook world. These "facestalkers" spend every spare minute looking at everyones status update, new photos and potential friends or 'hotties'..
Such people are in need of serious help as once they begin the stalking, ending is near impossible!.

"hey you should totally check out.... he is so hot.. i'v been facestalking him"
"omg- your such a facestalker"

by facenessnessness February 4, 2010

facehate

a feeling you get after facebook stalking someone and discovering something you do not like about them

Karly was feeling some facehate toward Ashley after discovering pictures of Ashley making out with her boyfriend.

by stina4l June 3, 2010

Facestabbing

The art of applying a slam, inflicting an insult or gossipping on Facebook. The comment is done in such a way that the reader may not even know they, or someone they know, is being Facestabbed. If the reader is fortunate, a post from someone else will connect the dots and the reader will have an "I get it moment" and know that so and so has just been Facestabbed.

I didn't even realize that Laura was facestabbing Angie on Facebook the other day.

by Naffamily November 25, 2010

facehorn

most people know of the term 'facepalm' (if not, see facepalm pre-reading this)

facehorn is a derivative of this action whereby the horn of a car is activated by the slamming of face on steering wheel. This is generally in reaction to someone doing something fucking stupid (earning a facepalm) which results in them being a cunt on the road (earning a horn blast).

the facehorn allows the road user to encapsulate two reactive emotions in one fell swoop saving both time and energy.

quite simply something such as a person turning the wrong way down a one way street resulting in a traffic jam. - you facehorn

another example is when someone goes straight when the green turning light comes on. - you facehorn

by BA27GT March 8, 2011

facesucked

verb (v.): When you are delayed, or have come to a complete stop to what you are doing because of Facebook.

P: hey why didnt you text back last night?

C: sorry i got facesucked.

by Codyyomama March 12, 2011

facehausen

Noun or verb. To facehausen is to invent insane or even impossible events at remote locations for yourself on a Facebook account in your own name on which you have also invented a fantasy profile. The aim of a facehausen may be to blow smoke over your actual activities and profile, to reward idle curiosity with absurdity, or simply to have fun and generally ass around. By extension, a facehausen is any elaborate ploy in which a patently impossible claim is made or stance is taken in sarcasm, in order to deflect a line of ad hoc interrogation--in place of rendering the woefully dull "It's none of your freaking business." Formed from "Facebook" and "Münchausen," the latter in reference to The Fantastic Adventures of Baron Münchausen, in which the Baron claims to have had many bizarre and even impossible escapades. Related to "tweethausen," a similar ploy, but more succinctly purpetrated on Twitter.

I set up a Facebook account with my name and the profile of Indiana Jones. Nobody noticed the facehausen, so I actually started wearing a fedora and leaving my office by the window instead of the door. I drew the line, however, at ransacking flea markets for crystal skulls.

by Guthlac A May 7, 2011

facesurfing

Hopping from profile to profile of unknown people on facebook using their friends' lists.

1. Why are you facebook friends with Ritchcocklie Asdjfuckiwick?

2. I was facesurfing in Fucklislovakia last night.

by ChrisPenn November 27, 2011