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fucked up 

I had ten bourbon and coke....constitutes....fucked up
fucked up by Dave March 25, 2004

Fucked Hair 

When you go to a small salon and pay a decent amount to get your hair done and later you find out the idiots who didn't finish beauty school. Basically, when your hair is so far ruined that only shaving it off will fix it.
victim: Shit! They made me pay for this fucked hair!
bystander: What the hell is wrong with your hair? It's pixied now!

Fucked-down 

When one has had too muck sex
John: You look extremely tired.
Mike: Yeah I have been having large quantities of sex these pass couple of days.
John: Oh. You are just fucked-down
Fucked-down by KINGWILHELM November 30, 2010

Fucked Up 

Finding out a few hours before you go out to fuck this girl that she's back with her old boyfriend.
That is just fucked up...
Fucked Up by DJHeadUp June 9, 2003

fucked up 

My x boyfriend is fucked up for what he did
fucked up by marie January 15, 2005

fucked off for a bad joke 

1. Australian slang used as an expression typically in the context of total and utter disregard, disappointment, failure, misery etc.
1. A: "Tried to get my movie on with the missus last night"
B: "Word? What was it?"
A: "Failure to Launch"
B: "Any good?"
A: "It was fucked off for a bad joke, mate. One of those Matthew McConaughey abortions"
B: "I like him. He's cute and coolomoondo"
A: "Yeh i guess - WAIT WHAT?!?!"