Humping the Floor

A move which involves slamming the lower parts of the body on the floor while flopping around on it. Often performed at parties.

Bob: Man, that party last night was lit.
Jeff: Sure was. Did you see Heather Humping the Floor last night? It was sick.

by Bunbeeper December 8, 2016

Floor

Floor(N): (1: Very large place where lazy people put thier stuff.
(2: Place indoors where people walk.

(1:"Where's the remote?"
"On the floor."
"Where's the stove?"
"On the floor." <lights go out>
"Where's a torch?"
"ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!"

(2: "You walk on the floor"

by Marko November 11, 2004

floorflusher

A person, usually male, who pretends to have more money than they actually do as part of some twisted mating ritual. This will normally consist of owning a car they can not afford, spending outrageous amounts of money at clubs and overdressing, usually in clothing pursuant to that of a hustler, mobster or high-rolling gambler portrayed on television.

Did you see how much money that floorflusher spent at the casino? He only makes $8.50 an hour, and what was with the outfit? Does he think it's 1977?

by notsurewhyweneedthis February 22, 2010

Toe up from the floor up

She look messed up from top to bottom.

My teacher looked toe up from the floor up!

by Lil boop August 28, 2006

The Third Floor

a double balcony. with 2 couples, one on the second floor up and the other on the third. you switch out with a friend then go to the bottom floor and wave. giving your girlfriends pleasant surprises.

Cody,Alex,Billy,and I did quite a number on those girls with the third floor.

by Dr. Love and the clitmaster March 23, 2007

floor bud

Any bud you find on the floor, usually in the vicinity around your smoking area.

"Dude, you've got one messy dealer. I'm finding floor bud all under your couch."

"FLOOR BUD!! It's okay, baby. You're home now." *smoke*

by phishsandwich February 9, 2009

Family Floor Style

The process of "preparing" food by dropping it on the floor before consumption.
Unlike the five second rule, there is no time limit for when the food may be eaten and contact with the floor is intended to improve the flavor and over all eating experience. Also, while it may appear that the food has been accidentally dropped, people who enjoy a family floor style meal insist the dropping is deliberate.

"I like my bologna sandwiches made family floor style. That's why I dropped it on purpose."

by DoctorScissors August 24, 2008