Emotional Sherpa

Someone who is only a means to keep you emotionally/romantically stimulated until you find who you really want/are meant to be with. They are easy to become infatuated with and almost as easy to leave. They often set a standard of how you want and should be treated but you won't stay with them, they are just a guide.

Everyone thinks I'm just going through relationships for giggles and shits but truth is all I'm doing is being everyone's Emotional Sherpa...

by Anomalous Potato June 29, 2023

Emotional Masturbation

Making negative comment about oneself expecting a positive and opposite rmark from another

Nicholas: I'm fat
Bob: Yes you are, I'm not falling for that Emotional Masturbation
Nicholas: *Cries olive oil tears*

by d_Firefox_b March 7, 2023

emotional lighter

type of lighter, usually clippers, which develop an emotional bound with their owners. as a consequence no one else except the owner can light up the fire.

your lighter doesn't like me. it is probably an emotional lighter.

by n3797 January 27, 2023

emotional algorithm

Your emotional algorithm, is a subconscious selection process that is choosing the wrong the person for you. You overlook the red flags because are so familiar that they feel like home. Possibly the same red flags as one of your parents.

Me sobbing during a break up - Gawd! I can't believe I ended up with another prick who treats me like garbage! My emotional algorithm must be broken. What is wrong with me?

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023

Emotional asset

A person or object that bring positive emotional value to a relationship or environment.

Kaitlin is an emotional asset, I feel great whenever she is around me, she brings me pure joy and wide smiles.

by A-AronStyles April 25, 2023

emotion locking

when someone only lets you talk or act in a certain emotion, whether it be positive or negative

bob is emotion locking me and only lets me speak positively about what he likes

by ConeheadZombie April 29, 2023

Emotional Hedge

Placing a wager or betting currency against a sports team in which you root for. Placing an “emotional hedge” means that love and fandom for the particular team that you are betting against outweighs your value of and possession of money. If your bet wins, you are still unhappy due to your team losing, however can look on the bright side due to a slight or large gain of wealth. Placing this type of bet usually only associates with the most die hard fans of their team. Additionally, this bet is most prevalent when odds of your team winning are at their highest therefore you can profit the most in case (god forbid) utter heartbreak occurs, and they blow the game.

Boys, the Falcons are up big and it would really suck if they blew this Super Bowl. We better place an emotional hedge just in case the Patriots come back and break our hearts.

by The Doctor 69 December 30, 2022