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Elf Fucking

It’s when you fuck one of Santas elf and enjoy it and somehow stay on the nice list
Bob: What are you doing for the holidays?
Joe: I’m elf fucking tonight
by I am a illegal minority December 18, 2017
mugGet the Elf Fuckingmug.

ELF

An acronym for Emotional Load Female. A less than significant other really just a mere acquaintance or friend that you blow your emotional cum load into on occasion after a rough week or argument with your wife or girlfriend.
Thank god it’s Friday bro this week sucked!!😒 Ima go to the trailer park to kick it with Brandi. That ELF got some world class ass that’ll make you blow your load quick like.
by Cockspert23 April 24, 2023
mugGet the ELFmug.

Elf Painting

‘I bought an elf painting from Maurice for my house in England
by Frikdandel April 23, 2023
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elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
mugGet the elf in a jarmug.

Gross elf

A lil angry bald man that tends to drink a lot during difficult situation
This guy is an ass munch
Mike is a gross elf
I think that gross elf is drunk again
by Drunken midget January 28, 2014
mugGet the Gross elfmug.

pig poo team elf

by Feeeks December 1, 2021
mugGet the pig poo team elfmug.

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