Elf Fucking

It’s when you fuck one of Santas elf and enjoy it and somehow stay on the nice list

Bob: What are you doing for the holidays?
Joe: I’m elf fucking tonight

by I am a illegal minority December 18, 2017

ice bak mice elf

fuck myself

ice bak mice elf

by eye yam stew peed September 22, 2023

ELF

An acronym for Emotional Load Female. A less than significant other really just a mere acquaintance or friend that you blow your emotional cum load into on occasion after a rough week or argument with your wife or girlfriend.

Thank god it’s Friday bro this week sucked!!😒 Ima go to the trailer park to kick it with Brandi. That ELF got some world class ass that’ll make you blow your load quick like.

by Cockspert23 April 24, 2023

Elf Painting

Another word for elf bar

‘I bought an elf painting from Maurice for my house in England’

by Frikdandel April 23, 2023

elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid

by pufflerdude January 3, 2023

Gross elf

A lil angry bald man that tends to drink a lot during difficult situation
This guy is an ass munch

Mike is a gross elf
I think that gross elf is drunk again

by Drunken midget January 28, 2014

pig poo team elf

Big booth milf

Dang bro your mom is a pig poo team elf

by Feeeks December 1, 2021