elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid

by pufflerdude January 3, 2023

old wise elf meebop

old wise elf meebop is a very nice elf and he know everything about the world!

I really like old wise elf meebop he's such a nice elf!

by Old Wise Elf Meebop July 6, 2021

Elf Painting

Another word for elf bar

‘I bought an elf painting from Maurice for my house in England’

by Frikdandel April 23, 2023

ELF

An acronym for Emotional Load Female. A less than significant other really just a mere acquaintance or friend that you blow your emotional cum load into on occasion after a rough week or argument with your wife or girlfriend.

Thank god it’s Friday bro this week sucked!!😒 Ima go to the trailer park to kick it with Brandi. That ELF got some world class ass that’ll make you blow your load quick like.

by Cockspert23 April 24, 2023

predator elf

THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS

predator elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

Elf Fucking

It’s when you fuck one of Santas elf and enjoy it and somehow stay on the nice list

Bob: What are you doing for the holidays?
Joe: I’m elf fucking tonight

by I am a illegal minority December 18, 2017

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf is a made name of a Christmas Carol just to see if people would choose something they have never heard of or try and look up what it was online, only to find it here.

We tried to google " The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf " only to wind up on this pointless webpage and then we had to give Mr. Trey a Lump of Coal.

by Mr. Trey December 14, 2020