Also Elfing.
A predatory sexual tactic used to seduce women by acting like a Christmas loving simpleton.
Generally targets urban professional women returning home for the holidays who are unsatisfied by their career and/or rebounding from a difficult break up.
Characterized by an initial display of childlike intelligence coupled with an inexplicable aptitude for Christmas related activities, followed by the revelation of a tight physique, acts of service for her parents, niece/nephews, the community, or in some cases her own child if Dad is out of the picture. Ultimately culminates in copulation.
A predatory sexual tactic used to seduce women by acting like a Christmas loving simpleton.
Generally targets urban professional women returning home for the holidays who are unsatisfied by their career and/or rebounding from a difficult break up.
Characterized by an initial display of childlike intelligence coupled with an inexplicable aptitude for Christmas related activities, followed by the revelation of a tight physique, acts of service for her parents, niece/nephews, the community, or in some cases her own child if Dad is out of the picture. Ultimately culminates in copulation.
Bro, I totally elfed her…she’s a lawyer in Manhattan but was in town for the holidays. I made cookies with her niece, then I popped my shirt off while fixing her parents busted radiator, we went to pick out a Christmas tree, then we had sex!
by Donlentile March 13, 2025
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Rasa ludzko podobna. Imają się magią, nienawidzą ludzkości mimo ,że pomogli w jej stworzeniu. Na Ziemi nie widoczni dla oka ludzkiego. Pomagali w fałszowaniu historii i rozpetywaniu ludzkich wojen. Ich gatunek nazwany Elfami Wysokimi doświadczył rozłamu i część stanęła po stronie Człowieka a część pomagała krasnoludom odbudować ich światy. Obdarzeni wrażliwą duszą elfy Wysokie nadal chronią przed rozrostem mroku. Pomogli Chińczykom stworzyć sztuczne słońce ktoro zostało wysłane następnie w stronę gwiazdy aby ją odmłodzić.
by GRUBCIOHH March 13, 2023
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Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)
Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)
Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.
I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.
I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.
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