iPad elbow

A medical condition of the affluent, mainly incurred by having your arms at a 90 degree angle while holding your iPad in bed for a prolonged period of time. Problem exacerbated when trying to hold the iPad with one hand and jacking off with the other.

Sorry I cannot help you move next weekend. I'm suffering from iPad elbow.

by Grant Rampus July 14, 2016

Missionary's Elbow

A condition which occurs mainly in men, and results in red, slightly sensitive elbows, caused by prolonged friction with a couch, while in the missionary position.

"Hey Mark, did you see Steve? He's got some nasty Missionary's Elbow."

"Yeah man, he must have had a good time with Claire last night. He's got a hickey too."

Both - "Sweet"

Mark - "Dumb-ass wore a T-shirt though"

by bullernub January 5, 2011

elbow job

to jack off with your elbow

i elbow job myself every night

by gr8andhappy April 24, 2015

Elbow-Licking

If you are not able to do this it is said you have blood cancer and that you blonde.

Oh Amy have you heard of Elbow-Licking?

by 828729109mdsns9 October 6, 2010

elbow ash

elbow ash is another name for blond girls, you can use elbow ash as a sub for a blond girl named marley.

oh look at elbow ash over there. hey elbow ash how was your day?

by marxey April 19, 2022

elbow toucher

A lesbian. Referring to a Degrassi episode where two lesbian touched each others elbows, indicating that they were into each other, elbow toucher.

Kendra and Kim are going out? I had no idea they were elbow touchers!

by just a degrassi fan October 19, 2010

Floor elbows

Indescribable words used in the Christina Aguleria (however you spell it!) song "dirrrrrty".

Floor elbow, ring the alarm, floor elbows

by Lurpak April 29, 2003