earplant

One of those guys, usually in their forties, who wear blinking bluetooth ear pieces all the time, everywhere. When looking at them, it is impossible to tell if they are talking to you or some other earplant on their phone. Earplants tend to be nerdy, corporate wannabees, and they think that the bluetooth headset makes them look professional. Well, news flash: it doesn't. It is just annoying.

Johnny: Why the fuck is your dad on the phone during our high school graduation?
Sammy: Shut up, Johnny. He's just an earplant; he wears that thing all the time, even when he isn't on the phone.

by SalaciousMan December 28, 2007

Earl E. Williams

A Middle School In Tracy California,Founded By Earl E. Williams

Girl:Hey What School You Go To?
Boy:Earl E. Williams
Girl:Woah!!! Dont Mess With Me I Never Knew You Where Reppin For Them!!!

by Tyler Banh December 30, 2008

Earlwin

the most amazing person in the world. soft spoken, proud, stubborn, unintentionally emotionally distant. earlwins do not easily admit their wrong or forgive others for mistakes; and for that they will never know what they could have had. earlwins must learn to forgive and give second chances.

He is an Earlwin and for that, he has my heart forever.

by pinkglitter212 September 28, 2011

Earlweed

A dandelion-like weed that has Earl Pickles' face. Often it is not quite grown revealing a bald piece in the middle of its head. It is often killed by spraying a blow torch at it, firecrackers, or some other form of weed poison. Earlweed greens are also delicious to eat. So when you see a flower you just can't defeat, chances are it is an Earlweed!

Earl: Oh no, there's Earlweeds all over the yard. Time to break out the big guns. (he gets out a blow torch) Take that!

Nelson: Hold on, that's ugly. You don't want to kill a defenseless little weed! See how much it looks like you? (he picks one up and shows it to Earl)

Earl: Yes, they're pretty. But they must be destroyed! (he throws the torch at them. The torch explodes destroying all the Earlweeds) Take that! Victory is mine!

Opal: What have you done? You destroyed our garden. Why? (she starts crying) There were some pretty flowers there, and you ruined them.

Nelson: They were Earlweeds. They look like Grandpa Earl. You see? Cute!

Earl: Are you hungry? I think she made some Earlweed soup. We put those bad boys to good use! Long live Earlweed!

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 14, 2011

Earl Butts triple play

"a tight pussy, a loose pair of shoes, and a warm place to take a shit" as defined by Earl Butts.

He was the Secretary of Agriculture and head of the committee to reelect President Richard M. Nixon. He was disparaging Afro-Americans with his comment.

Coming out of the bathroom with a big grin and wearing his favorite pair of shoes Scott said to his girlfriend with a wink "I'm on my way to getting an Earl Butts triple play today?"

by the yahoo February 28, 2013

Early 2020s

What people will be nostalgic for in 10 years

"I sure do miss the early 2020s life was so much better then"

by Idontknowwhattoputherelol1 November 6, 2022

Sturley earplugs

when you are receiving oral sex and you are about to climax take your schlong out and cum on your hands. then slap your hands on your partners ears so they cant hear.

i gave lydia the sturley earplugs last night, so she did the rabinator on me

by harro dero April 8, 2007