Round Earther

People with very average intelligence whose hobby is mocking flat earthers in order to feel some sort of intellectual superiority. Round earthers base their judgement not on experimental observation, but simply on the fact that they were taught "the Earth is round" growing up, not knowing that most so called "flat earthers" mock them in secrecy for their inability to formulate abstract philosophical questions in order to challenge the current institution of established knowledge that is critical to our advancement as a free-thinking species.

Look at that Round Earther over there! He convinced himself that there are more dumb people in this world than there really are.

by Molun1999 May 11, 2020

Ball Ears

Word is derived from a strange kid who has balls growing out of his ears.

-noun:

1. Some one who throws a hilarious tantrum because they cannot handle the fact that they fail at life.

2. Some one who takes a sharpie and draws on other people because they want an excuse to touch them.

3. Some one who constantly practices solving his rubik's cube so that they may hopefully one day get a friend.

4. Some one who will settle for a person of the same sex because they know that no person of the opposite gender will ever want them

different forms of the word: ball eared (verb), ball ear (if they have one ball on their ear)

Noun:
Person 1: Did you see that kid playing with his rubiks cube during lunch?
Person 2: Yeah. He's such a ball ears.

Verb:
Person 1: Dude!!! That loser drew on me in Algebra today!
Person 2: Oh dang! Sounds like you got ball eared.

by i got ball eared November 19, 2010

Vagina Ears

When a person with plugs removes of them and their lobes are all floppy like; the holes end up resembling a vagina

"I hate how I gauged my ears. Look how gross they look without plugs"
"Ewww, you've got dem vagina ears!"

by LOLalwyx October 28, 2009

roasting ears

Common name in the midwest for corn on the cob. Corn on the cob is sometimes cooked by placing the ear of corn (complete with husk) on hot coals.

Also, "roastin' ears"

I love the taste of roasting ears.

by A Libertarian July 8, 2006

earhumper

a person that verbally pounds someone with stories, and useless information about things you don't care to here
about. In most cases the earhumper is intelligent but lacks friends to talk to.

"All I wanted to say was hello, and he turned into such a earhumper."

by Heller December 6, 2006

earth to

calling someone to give them a reality slap

ugh i cant stand hansel
i know right riding in on that scooter like hes so cool
and the way he does his hair i mean ex-squeeze me but has he ever heard of styling gel?
im sure hansels heard of styling gel hes a male model
ugh earth to brent i was making a joke...
as heard in zoolander

by Sara October 23, 2004

earsex

The sensual and unspoken act of inserting ones penis into an ear cavity. Ear penetration can spread STDs, so, use an ear diaphragm.

Mike - "Did you guys hook up last night or what?"
Ned - "Oh man, the best earsex of my life last night. So hot right now."

by recipher August 27, 2005