I don't give a dirty handkerchief

Means the same as, "I don't give a flying fuck", "I don't give a Funyun", "I don't give a rat's patootie", etc.
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)

WarGrowlmon: What? Beelzemon?

Taomon: What are you doing here?

Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?

Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.

Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?

Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.

WarGrowlmon growls at him.

Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.

Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.

Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.

by Telephony December 24, 2014

DIrty Fergie "Office Style"

Is when someone else left the shop bathroom in such a stench and mess, you go into the closed down office ladies room and drop a deuce in a toilet that's been turned off because of a broken pipe.

Worker 1: You went in the girls room up front? That's been closed for six months because of that broken pipe!

Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!

by unlemongoose September 19, 2009

Dirty Clayton

An advanced move that all other men at a party will instantly hate because the confidence to even try it drives up appeal he has on all the females of the party. The move is in fact just a quick look in their direction and should there be eye contact he motions using just his head and pointing with his lips to a destination away from the main group, it could be a bedroom, bathroom or even just the hallway for a slightly more secluded place to show her your Super Mario and lay some pipe. Its most effective and so named because of its stealth in case his target has a fugly triceratops runnin interference or better yet a male suitor he may wish to avoid but still beat them cheeks real quick. When it’s employed the result must always end up in sex or it can’t be called a Dirty Clayton but it’s okay to tell others you pulled a Clayton which means you swooped in and at least made out hardcore with heavy petting either inside or outside her clothes.

Guy 1-“Oh hey bro, did you see me pull that 10 outta there last night with a patented Dirty Clayton?!
Guy 2-“ fuck yeah my dude! So you got to hit that?!”
Guy 1-“Did I stu-ut-utter”
Guy 2- “Pics or didn’t happen”
Guy 1- whips out phone
Guy 2- “YOOOO!!!”

by Claystation81 April 1, 2020

dirty dicky

When a man sticks his penis into a womans vagina, then her anus, and finally her mouth. Coined after Ricardo Garcia, aka Dicky, who loved doing dirty dickys.

Damn, I just did a dirty dicky on that biatch!

by giners September 9, 2005

Dirty Gibson

A martini made with gin and dry vermouth garnished with a miniature, pickled onion. A spoonful or two of the brine/juice from the pickled onion jar is then added to make it dirty.

He went in for kiss and got his ass smacked thanks to his nasty onion breath from the dirty gibson he was drinking.

Mel Gibson prefers to drink several dirty gibsons before going on drunken, anti-Semitic rampages.

by drinkdrankstank August 3, 2009

Dirty as Eggs

to have a general character of dishonesty or some other vague suspicious nature.

That politician is "dirty as eggs."

by mrraber June 29, 2011

Dirty Cora

A Dirty Cora is when you’re with an incredibly sweet person, and then once they have sex with you, with milk you for all your semen and sell it on the black market.

“Bro, I met with a Dirty Cora last night, my dick is exhausted.”

by Pu$$y_$auce April 14, 2020