doousch

Adjective meaning something bad.

'That gig was doousch'

'There's nothing happening tonight. It's pretty doousch'

by Phil and Nick March 9, 2005

dousche nugget

A person who likes to smell everything! Most dousche nuggets are pleased to find something stank, then say ewwwwe, smell it again, then ask someone else to smell it too!

What a dumb dousche nugget, he can't even see he's got shite on his nose!

by Repent Bits April 13, 2008

dousherama

A meeting of people who act like doushes.

that party sucks it was a big dousherama.

by tristan dejoy April 14, 2008

dousche waffle

a term used to describe a restaurant similar to steak and shake only gayer

waitress:welcome to doushce waffle, may i take your order?

old man:what??? in my day, dousche was sucked thro ya by the nazis. meh.

tgi fridays is a major dousche waffle house

by mcfly penis face May 8, 2008

Douse me

To piss one off while offending them

Kate: So then John goes, "Yeah, and since I cheated on you, I might as well tell you that your mom was WAY better than you!"

Tim: Oh man! THat would so douse me if Samantha did that to me!

by Robyn J August 2, 2008

douschefag

A complete jackass to just about everybody he doesn't like. Basically a douschebag but a lot worse, with less/no friends. Has nothing to do with being gay, but lack of friends makes him sexuality confused.

Drew: Yo...Nick just took my last J...I think he lit up by himself...

Chris: Wow, what a douschefag...

by 0gi3 February 23, 2009

Douschecunt

Someone who exhibits over-the-top douschebaggery along with being a c#nt. Can also be used as a less offensive way to describe a douschebag or a c#nt due to the simple humor of combing the two words.

That girl is always hanging all over my boyfriend and trying to get attention; she is a total douschecunt.

by JBean212 February 25, 2009