South Dakota Pony Ride

When you ride a midget; hard

South Dakota Pony Ride:

You: SDPR?

Me: Wtf?

You: Lets just go find a midget, and I will show you.

by wet dreams October 4, 2010

north dakota state university

A school that envies their football team and knows how to party.

Geez, that girl knows how to party; she must go to North Dakota state university.

by Apoles December 26, 2016

North Dakota Hot Air Balloon

When a male farts into his lover's mouth while pinching her nose shut right after she exhaled.

Carol, make me a sandwich before I give you a north dakota hot air balloon.

by tehaudistarr February 21, 2008

Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up

The act of masturbating to pornographic magazines while taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm glad they had porn mags in the bathroom, I really needed a Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up.

by Uncle Jarry January 14, 2011

South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.

I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.

by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019

Dakota

she is a very nice girl, she has brown eyes and has brown hair, she used to like wearing dresses but now likes wearing shorts and t-shirts. she usually would be the shy one, but if she likes a guy, she'd get FREAKY! Some guys may see that she's the type to moan hard!

dakota is tasty!

by sososoos August 29, 2019

Dakota

A heart breaker,leads you on thinking she likes you then breaks your heart.Leaves you on read for 2 days.When you tell her you love her she will say no and then talk shit about you and will not care about you anymore.

Aidan: I love you dak
Dakota:no I’m fine
Aidan: I’ll wait for you
Dak:Okay

Aidan:hey Dakota
Dakota: Read 2 days ago

by Johnnymacmarston April 23, 2019