South Dakota Pony Ride

When you ride a midget; hard

South Dakota Pony Ride:

You: SDPR?

Me: Wtf?

You: Lets just go find a midget, and I will show you.

by wet dreams October 4, 2010

north dakota state university

A school that envies their football team and knows how to party.

Geez, that girl knows how to party; she must go to North Dakota state university.

by Apoles December 26, 2016

North Dakota Hot Air Balloon

When a male farts into his lover's mouth while pinching her nose shut right after she exhaled.

Carol, make me a sandwich before I give you a north dakota hot air balloon.

by tehaudistarr February 21, 2008

Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up

The act of masturbating to pornographic magazines while taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm glad they had porn mags in the bathroom, I really needed a Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up.

by Uncle Jarry January 14, 2011

South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.

I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.

by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019

Dakota

Has the biggest tits you've ever seen, the baddest bitch you will ever meet. Super hot, but also really caring , the most loyal friend you can have. But somehow simultaneously the most petty and bitchy person you will ever be friends with. Do no wrong by her, and she'll do no wrong by you.

"my friend dakota just killed a bitch in cold blood for hitting on her boyfriend"
"Is that the same one who made you a cake because you were slightly sad"
"yeah I know, crazy right?"

by whore4obama June 11, 2020

Dakota

He is very gay he likes to have a 3 some with other guys

-his boyfriend

Dakota is very gay

by F head October 7, 2019