Crustache

A crusty little mustache that can't be grown full enough to be dubbed a full fledged mustache. Usually worn by teenagers or white trash Joe Dirt types that cant grow facial hair but wont take mother natures no for an answer.

Wow look at the crustache on that dirtball over there.

by Wordy wordington May 17, 2018

cstat

A shortened version of College Station, home to Texas A&M. (C from College, STAT from Station)

Dude 1: Where do you go to college?
Dude 2: Oh, I go to Texas A&M in CSTAT.

by HoopsAllDay January 1, 2021

Costache

The hottest guy ever. He will make you very quickly to fall for him. He overloves and overtrusts, but at least he knows how to be a gentleman. Oh and btw... Every costache has beautiful kids(even if they have problems, like having more than 2 eyes)

Omg, look at him. He is so hot. He must be a Costache

by Abracadabra677838 February 19, 2021

Crustacean Colon Cannon

When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.

Stand back sir, or you’ll be forced to face my crustacean colon cannon

by Not a lobster April 20, 2021

castaways

fire ass song from the kid's tv show "the backyardigans", i guess its meant for children but i dont care it goes hard af

*castaways plays*
its sumn about that song that just make you wanna get up and bust a mothafuckin MOVE

by smigwig May 28, 2021

Crustaceous

a word describing the crusty nature of something.

"You're about as crustaceous as a crab!"

by The Lilster January 22, 2023

Spam castanet

slang term for vagina

I wouldn't mind banging her spam castanet

by wingedmarsupial April 5, 2011