concher

A penis that is 60 years or older.

My grandpa fell down and his concher was totally sticking out of his shorts

by Matty j. B June 13, 2008

crunch patties

a substitute for a swear word.

Person 1: Hey did you remember to bring your project in today?

Person2: OH CRUNCH PATTIES! I thought they were due tomorrow.

by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick October 30, 2008

snoodie crunch

well defined "fat ass" pussy

"Tonight i will try to hook up with my girl and get some snoodie crunch!"

by youwantrobert January 27, 2009

Chunch

The sound a Prince Albert makes when it smashes into your teeth.

August: Bro I gotta leave to go the the dentist.
Me: Dang you alright?
August: Took and early Chunch and chipped a tooth.

by #fingerlickingood October 19, 2019

Credit Crunch

The cereal that Chuck Norris eats for breakfast

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As the govenator of California, I will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!"

Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!

by Captain Corned Beef March 29, 2009

cunchner

is a horny wombat.

Wes: lets go to Brad's
Dave: your a cunchner!

by punchy818 February 26, 2009

conch park

The closest motor vehicle spot at destination that can be legally parked at. A play on the association between the "conch" in Lord of the Flies as the object to signify the "power" of public speech, ie. "power park"

Suz won't get a better conch park than that unless she parks in the disabled spot

by DrdodoDarren July 6, 2005