campus camps

Summer camp located on Long Island where the water slide is covered in mud and the fucking lunch costs more than $10 dollars, even though it’s the worst food I’ve ever had. There is a cringey theme song for it and a lot of the kids are wearing fortnite and Minecraft shirts. Also most of the kid are in elementary school and don’t know how to play sports. The best thing about the camp is travel camp where you pay a lot extra to send your kid to another fun place. The group for travel is small so you ride the Tard Cart aka the mini bus. Wanna go on your phone? WELL TOO BAD CUZ YOU CANT IN THIS PLACE

Yo I’m going to campus camps

Really? I heard you have to sing some stupid theme song

by FlurpMan August 8, 2018

Kennolyn Camps

Kennolyn is a camp where you get to make new friends, learn new activities and even sleep out in the open. At Kennolyn, you can choose a one week or a two week session, or you can stay over in between. You wake up at 7:30 in the morning and depending on whether you are a hawk (6th grade and below) or an eagle (7th - 9th grade) you get to go to first breakfast. There are so many specialty programs like the Equestrian Specialty where you spend your whole day with horses, there’s the Surfing Specialty where you go catch some waves, there’s a Culinary Specialty where you cook amazing food and even go to famous kitchens, and so much more. So many of the counsellors at Kennolyn used to be campers and completed the whole training program, some counsellors come for their first time, and some counsellors come all the way for half way across the world. At camp, you will always feel welcome and no one judges you, you are allowed to be yourself and express your feelings. Kennolyn was also the first co ed camp in California, named after the founders two children Carolyn and Ken.

Kennolyn Camps is the best place to be during the summer

by starsun September 3, 2019

sir cummsalot

1.Joab
2.Twerks alot

Oh my god is that sir cummsalot twerk twerk twerk

by AGN theideot February 14, 2020

Wittenham Clumps

1. The arse dreadlocks that form when hirsute-bottomed men are less diligent than they should be about wiping.

2. A hill fort in Oxfordshire

Oh Derek, I'm not going to do that - not until you've dealt with your Wittenham Clumps

by bighairyotter June 22, 2020

Double Cump Back Whale

When two Bros DP a {Hump Back Whale} and during her ass arch, they projectile ejaculate up and over that phatt ass onto her back while moaning like a whale

So after we slayed in the rink, Riley and I gave this phatttt bitch a Double Cump back whale, and let's just say we had to use a lot of paper after that one.

by Hweems July 9, 2020

KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat

HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

gucci cumes

When you shoot five loads onto your hairy testicle, you let them dry up to a crisp to sprinkle onto her vagina.

I heard Ted has saved up all his Gucci cumes for tonight, im so excited

by Johndale29 November 24, 2020