Joab

A "Joab" is a really attractive and sweet young man ;) he has the cutest eyelashes ever and the most wonderfully shaped, clean, brows....god he's handsome.! He is also very responsible and really good with kids (: he will make a great hubby one day :D A joab is one of those guys that can make you smile just by looking at you, he is funny <3 and he has anything a girl can want ;)

Ashley: Omg I want to date that joab he is sooooo cute ;D

by thatgirl52 February 14, 2013

Joab

Joab is the guy that all the girls will love. His hair is amazing , feels like puppies. He is rlly good at soccer nd is definitely NOT a virgen. Anyways Joabi is amazing. "Joabi" if yhu readin this shii yhu alr know who it is

Love yhu -Erin

Joab is so adorable and his hair is so soft .

by Ecbaby05 April 23, 2019

Joab

A Joab has a perfectly round cute delicious butt and he drinks entirely too much grape juice

Joabs butt is crazy today dawg have you seen it?!

by Your animu waifu March 25, 2021

Joab

Joke on a bitch

Man: damn you ugly wassup with that nappy ass weave
Woman: oohh you tryna joab fuck outta here with them busted jordans
Man: oh now u tryna joan

by ACNJ31 June 30, 2014

Joab

Is a fat pig who eats dogs for a living and loves penis

Wow he’s definitely a joab

by Dickfaceknob August 27, 2020

JOAB

An abbreviation for "Jump Off a Bridge"

used similarly to DIAF and FOAC

1. I have nothing to live for anymore.
2. GO JOAB!

by xhilr8d May 8, 2007

JOAB

An acronym for "Jump off a bridge". This is something you would say to someone who is not showing you any respect.

Some guy at work was bothering me so I said to him, "JOAB"

by funny fellas January 14, 2014