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Cumbrained

Verb- The after effects of orgasming many times after sex and or masturbation including foggy memory, sleepiness, giddiness, zoned out.
aka Cumming your brains out. Can also be spelled "coom brained"
You were so cumbrained last night you passed right out afterwards it was cute.
I tried playing video games with you afterwards but I was too cumbrained to focus.
by Biggis Dickus May 15, 2023
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Cumberland Valley High School

A place where all the girls are sluts and whores. A fight in the bathroom happen almost daily and the principals do almost nothing about it. All the low IQs in the hallway just talk about “rizzing” (the most degenerate term in existence) girls up and starting beef by fighting with others in the bathroom if you’re If you’re an Indian, then you’re different. You just work hard by studying, doing work, and joining clubs.
Scenario in Cumberland Valley High School

Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?

Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scenario 2:

Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?

Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.
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cumbling

When someone mumbles under their breath while they orgasm
It was hard to hear what she wanted me to do, she was just cumbling for the majority of it.
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