Cocklocker

Male who loves to lock the cock in the buttocks

Karissa: Tom is such a cocklocker!

by Luke Johnsonstone October 23, 2008

cocklocks

When a guy's pubes are so completely dirty and unkempt, they resemble dreadlocks.

Dude never groomed himself. It only took a few weeks to develop cocklocks.

by JJ Wu October 31, 2008

CockClock

1. A cock which one may use for pleasure or to keep time with.
2. A term of endearment suggesting that an individual possesses the above example.

1. She felt his cock enter her and knew that it was time to get up for work.
2. That Kyle is such a Cockclock, whenever he enters the room, I immediately know it's time for an ass fucking!

by Sk8r-the-Masturb8r August 19, 2008

[cocklocks]

The style of making dreadlockes out of your pubic hair.

Sebastian got bored with his pubic hair one day and instead of shaving them he turned them into cocklocks.

by sebastianoates January 11, 2009

Cockclocking

When a friend, family and or girlfriend keeps interupting your masterbation process.

John:ugh..
Johns mom: honey, what would u like for dinner?
John:ughh.ahh... j_just a minute...
Johns mom:- also picked up your cloths from the washer and put them in the dryer, oh yeah! Your teacher called and wanted to let u know to bring extra paper for the test tomorrow.
John:AHH! Ok mom.. Man she is pro at cockclocking.

by Kandelario July 26, 2009

clockblock

The sound that leaves the mouth of a dyslexic person attempting to say "cockblock"

"Dude, your friend is a major clockblock"

"Wait, what?"

by echobl January 25, 2010

Clickblock

When one person is about to click a link (or a like button etc.), and someone IM's them so that the IM box blocks them from clicking the link.

Dude, I was about to like something, and you clickblocked it. Nice timing.

by EKokoa March 9, 2011