Chimp

Describing a repulsive smelly creature, born of the human species, but acting as though he were a primate. Nappy dark hair, gross teeth, small red haired mating parter. Often attempts to read books, posters, and magazines, always failing. Communicates by making a series of noises like, "ooo ahhh ehhh ahhh ooo". Smells like an asshole.

hey chimp!!!! ooo oo ahh ahh!!!! go eat a banana you retard.

by Stephanie and Andrew May 6, 2008

chimpy

lovable ammalgamative product of nature

"what a chimpy kinda guy"

by habib March 31, 2004

Death Car For Crimpy

Elyse - Death Cab For Cutie are awesome
Peter - More Like... Death Car for... Crimpy
Elyse *rolling on floor laughing*

Death Car For Crimpy are awesome :) haha

by Elyse :) August 16, 2006

chimpie

Darwinian term of derision; probably referring to mankind's evolution from the ape. chimpanzee

Chimpie has a bad attitude today.

by Lindsey Matthews November 10, 2003

Chimp

n. Brutal output of constipated feces
v. chimp; chimping; chimpped
shit, poop, crap, poo, feces

My cat finally fucking CHIMPPED last night!

by gothfungus January 10, 2012

Chimphony

A symphony written by, for, or exclusively consists of chimps.

Allen couldn't believe how much better Cheeta's chimphony #3 was than chimphony #6. He was in retirement when he composed #6, so that's probably why it was worse.

by backotruck September 26, 2013

Chimp Pimp

A cooler way to say zookeeper.
Used mostly by zookeepers in order to make their line of work sound more fun than it is.

Girl: "so what do you do?"
Guy: "AYYYE IM THE BIGGEST CHIMP PIMP IN TOWN BAYBEYYYYYY"
Girl: "fuck me"

by The Grass Master September 9, 2018