Creed-Thrity

The mandatory time of day when you are forced to listen Creed's "With Arms Wide Open."

He rapes my ears with Scott Stapp everyday at Creed-Thrity

by Scott-Stapp September 29, 2010

Creepypasta

Stories you read online that aren't really scary but your friends are really scared so you try to act invested.

Hey dude, read this creepypasta. Look how scary it is.
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐡 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐁𝐞𝐥-𝐀𝐢𝐫.

by wenisses February 28, 2020

Creed

One's religious beliefs. Usually onl refering to someone following a denomination of Christianity.

Looks like that chicken shit imitator is at it again. I shall ream his ass with a blitzkrieg of buggery.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

creed

A generous puddle of smegma, fecal matter and anal lubricant left on the carpet during a homosexual orgy.

What the hell you fags? Who left this puddle of creed on my floor? It smells horrendous!!

by lolcreedsux March 29, 2007

Creepy Leeper

While wearing a ski mask and knee-high dress socks, blow an absolute load into her mouth. She will then spit the creamy remains into her hand and proceed to rub it on her vag for use as natural lubricant... Continue fucking, of course!

Hey Tom!
Hey Max!
Did you hear about the "Creepy Leeper" I laid down on that slut last Saturday?
No you didn't!
Yes I fucking did! Shaniqua was hot!
Sweet man!

by Mr. Larry Johnson May 20, 2007

creeky

doing something weird or unique while exuding pure awesomeness

"Dude...that party last night was raging." "No that party was beyond raging - it was straight up creeky!"

by thecreekmonster February 26, 2012

Creepypasta

Copy and pasted spooky short-stories made famous by 4chan's /x/ board. The term derives from "copypasta".

The stories aren't really copy and pasted anymore, but rather they are screenshots of the post so they can be shared and saved as an image rather than a huge block of text.

Can anyone post that creepypasta about the ghost dog in the hospital?

by Ihaveavianflu76 November 8, 2016