ass crayon

When a woman is passed out, either from her own actions or by way of your rufies, the act of fucking her in the ass wildly and then drawing doodles on her sheets using your feces-stained penis.

These actions may be repeated until said drawing is complete.

That passed out bitch didn't appreciate that I ass crayoned her bed.
- or -
I have a wicked yeast infection in my foreskin from using my ass crayon too much.

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

Crayon Eater

Nickname for a UK army cadet given to them as most, if not all, are idiots who do not understand that crayons are not food. Yes Jimmy this im talking about you, and i know it was just once but you still did it.

Look at that crayon eater over there. What a wierdo

by Fjfjfjfhfjfhfjfhfh June 12, 2018

break your crayons

assertivness in the form of zero tolerance for disrespect, and taking no bullshit; yet being respectful of others. Who needs to bitch people out when you can tell them the truth. Truth breaks people just as easily as it is to accidentally break a crayon.

"I'm about to break his crayons if he doesnt man up."

Jane "break your crayons" Doe

by giraffesarecooolerthanyou June 6, 2012

Crayfish

A synonym for "crazy". An elongated form of "cray-cray", which is short for crazy. Used when someone or something is just so wacky you can't handle it.

God, that Lila is so crayfish!
Dude, that's completely crayfish...how embarrassing!

by Awkotacocrayfish December 6, 2011

Crayon

What a stupid teacher marks your work with.

Hey I got my test back in crayon STUPID TEACHER

by crazymonkey123 March 12, 2010

Orange Crayon

Vicious anal penetration to cause bleeding. Once the the bleeding occurs,
pull out and piss on the wound(butt). The mixture of the red blood and the
yellow piss creates the Orange Crayon. The crayon can be used to tag the
wall with your name upon completion.

Ex - Geoff's wife loves ass play so to let him know I had been over, I gave
her the orange crayon.

by Jimmy Distefano December 10, 2003

Rusty Crayfish

While the woman is set up, in a crab walk position. The male "crab" will position himself over the woman "crab", shitting on her chest. After the defication, he moves his anus to the face area, allowing the woman "crab" to clean him.

Me and my wife were bored, so i donkey punched her, and told the bitch to do a "Rusty Crayfish".

by Great_Dane_of_Love January 20, 2010