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Pavement Crawler

A 4x4 truck or SUV that has been built or modified more for street use rather than off-roading. Typically lowered with street tires, along with other modifications to improve performance, handling, braking and cornering.
"The Grand Cherokee SRT8 is a nice 'Pavement Crawler'"
or
"Chevy Blazers are such good off road vehicles, why would you make it into a 'Pavement Crawler'?"
by Grumpybstrd April 18, 2013
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Wall-crawling

(ˈwȯl-krȯl--ləng): Verb. The rural equivalent of mall-crawling. In small or isolated towns where there are no mall, clubs, or real entertainment venues, the denizens will often hang out at the local Wal-Mart to stave off boredom. Since Wal-Mart is generally open 24/7, this can also double as nightlife (for those who aren't too picky).
Example: "My brother and I wanted to drive to Austin and see a show, but I didn't have enough money. So we hit up Taco Bell and then went Wall-crawling."
Example: "I'm about to go Wall-crawling again because there's nothing else to do at 1:30 AM in this town. Please, someone stop me."
Example: "I went Wall-crawling again yesterday night, and I noticed they got new varieties of body wash. This has become my social life." *cries*
Example: "I seen my friends Lurlene and Deniesha at the Wally World last night when we was Wall-crawlin'. We done all tried on bras 'cause we's so bored, but we ditt'n buy none."
"Poor Jimmy, every night since his girlfriend left him he's gone Wall-crawling. And he always does the same thing - goes right down the greeting card aisle, reads them all, and punches the stuffed animals."
by Yachohime August 25, 2013
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Taylor went crab crawling this two sluts last weekend
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Reece Crawley

A big headed twat which doesnt get any birds. Whilst he tells his family memebers he is straight, we all know hes came out the closet
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man crawl

Becky lets go on a man crawl this weekend.
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bear crawl

To crawl on one's hands and feet
Coach made us bear crawl at practice today.
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Crib Crawling

It is the action of getting women or men who are younger - they were probably in diapers by the time you were graduating high school. Typically reserved to celebrities, the age difference is at least 10 years.
Johnny is such a crib crawler, why is he dating that first year uni chick?

Yeah thats kind of embarassing, he just turned 40 for christ sake.

Kevin was crib crawling at the club last night.
by xxjohnnyjonesxx May 5, 2018
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